Doug Stanhope’s Just a Normal Dude Coming Out – Beer Hall Putsch (2013)

SUBSCRIBE! – "Homo or hetero if I know your sexuality in the first 30 seconds of meeting you, you’re annoying. That’s why I like to come out of the closet as just a normal dude.

A guy on the plane going "Yeah I remember when stewardesses used to be hot, now they’re all fat." And you go "Yeah I’m right with you Thank Christ I’m queer ’cause they are fat as s***." But just because maybe somewhere around you there is an adolescent kid who’s just coming to terms with the fact that he’s gay and he’s terrified.
Maybe he thinks he has to be jump out of the cake and ride a float assless chaps ice capades gay, and he hears you say it just like a normal dude, "I’m gay," and he goes, "Oh I can do that I can be just regular Anderson Cooper Todd Glass Joel Osteen ***."
And you give him courage"