SUBSCRIBE. "You watch Monday Night Football or Super Bowl you have a camera panning around eleven men and it creates this Bangkok whorehouse scenario And in my mind before I can make a rational decision I’ve already leaped over the railing at the field I’m streaking butt-naked but I’m wearing flip-flops ’cause they make you run funnier Just get to #28 and yank ’em out of the huddle pin ’em to the ground peel those… They wear these little Lycra pants they’re just gonna slide off like a wet band-aid 55,000 people are now out of their chairs on their feet chanting for you I’m gonna launch rainbows of cum into this broken motherfucker He’s blubbering like snot bubbles His asshole is winking like a cyclops in a rainstorm Trying to regain its original shape"

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Doug Stanhope

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