I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father’s corpse He died at 73 he had colon cancer it just tore him apart And I have a picture of me kissing him on the forehead moments after he died and I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures Because that’s going to be your corpse one day and that’ll be your crying child not understanding why someone who’s done nothing but be really nice to people has to be r**** to death with cancer by nature like that And then it’ll be your baby’s corpse with a gray death mask that when you touch their cheeks all the cold drool that’s built up in their open mouth spills onto your hand Do you want a copy?

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Doug Stanhope

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